My new friend/ stalker/ adversary/ source of amusement, Aaron Rodriguez, has an "article" up making fun of Chief Justice Shirley Abrahamson's campaign for writing a press release in advance of an event, something that happens, you know, all the time. Here's a screen shot of what I saw when I was at his website tonight. It might be hard to read (click for a bigger image), but I've blown up the relevant sections.
Also, Aaron neglects actually to link to the jsonline post he copies in its entirety, which is here. That's not funny; that's just rude.