Spice Boys: Splitsville

by folkbum

Once again, I need to remind conservtives who claim to really want to "protect marriage" that the biggest threat is not gays, but rather, divorce:

For more than eight years, we've been writing the Spivak & Bice column two, three and, occasionally, four times a week. But our final column will run Feb. 19.

Cary Spivak then will join the Journal Sentinel's new investigative team, and Dan Bice will be writing a new solo column called No Quarter, which launches March 4.

It's been fun.

Well, at least they have their teammate Vikki Ortiz to rely on:

Upcoming Singles Events

I don’t have to look at a calendar to know that Valentine’s Day (dreaded singles holiday) is a mere two weeks away.

I can tell just by the flyers piling up on my desk -- promoting last-minute singles events before the Hallmark holiday. Ugh.

The good news is some of the events in the next few days actually sound kinda cool, or different anyway.

So I did a little digging today to find some details . . .

Here's the poll question: Who would you rather be the rebound of, Spivak or Bice?

It's worse!

Vikki Ortiz has now become Jackie Harvey. (I blame Mike Mathias. I didn't used to care.)

Mike Mathias is going to plotz

It seems that Vikki Ortiz has become--it was probably inevitable--Mandy Jenkins. You know what they say: Resistance is futile.