Just So I Am Clear

by folkbum

1992: Unquestioningly support the War Hero over the Draft Dodger
1996: Unquestioningly support the War Hero over the Draft Dodger
2000: Unquestioningly support the Draft Dodger over the Soldier
2004: Unquestioningly support the Draft Dodger and lie about the War Hero
2008: Unquestioningly support the War Hero over the Muslim the negro that boy the guy too young to fight in Vietnam

That's the right's position for every presidential election of my voting-age lifetime. I wonder if they are as confused on the inside as they make me on the outside.