The Poetry Club I advise at school is embarking on a "Haiku for the Holidays" project--dozens of holiday-themed haiku papered all around the building. Between now and the new year, I'll be occasionally posting some of mine.
Bad news from up north:
The reindeer are all on strike.
Call the Republicans.
... updated to add, I wrote this one on the fly this morning, not for the poetry group at school; I don't do politics at school.