It's over. A lot of places haven't closed yet, but with what's been called and what's certain--like CA, WA, OR and so forth, there's no way John McCain can get to 270 electoral votes.
It has been eight years, but this is an election night I will sleep through well. Not that all of a sudden we'll all be riding ponies across rainbows in the morning, but things are looking better.
UPDATE: I at the cookie dough raw anyway.
UPDATE II: Did Barack Obama just promise us all a puppy?!?!?
UPDATE III: No rioting or looting that I can see. And I need a plasma, too. Rats.