Training Wheels for Bush

[UPDATE, 7/26: Once again, Bush needs these!]

[UPDATE, 5/22: Bush really does need these!]

Did you all catch this?

President Bush sought to rally Republican lawmakers around his Iraq plan Thursday, saying Iraqis are ready to "take the training wheels off" by assuming some political power. [. . .] "He talked about 'time to take the training wheels off,'" said Rep. Deborah Pryce, R-Ohio. "The Iraqi people have been in training, and now it's time for them to take the bike and go forward."

So here's the plan: Go buy some training wheels (the $10 kind--don't want to have to spend too much!). But don't ship them to yourself. Instead, ship them here::

The Honorable George W. Bush
The President
The White House
Washington, D.C. 20500

Then spread the idea to your friends!

Man, if I don't get an FBI file for this, I don't know what else to try.