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Friday, April 15, 2005

The whole cat shooting thing

This is it, people--this is the only weighing-in on the whole feral-cat-shooting thing I will ever, ever do.

Yes, feral cats can be a problem. But a "cat season" is not the solution. The solution is to make sure that more of the cats' natural preditory enemies are out there too: That's right, release the hounds!

Anyone who has seen cartoons knows that the dog is the natural enemy of the cat, so feral dogs will curb the feral cat population.

Once the feral cats are gone, we can release something to take care of all those extra feral dogs--I like panthers. No--tigers!

Then, to take care of the tiger population, we'll have to import tigers' natural enemies, Indian poachers. Of course, once the tigers are gone, we'll need to get rid of the Indians, so I'm thinking Kashmiri freedom fighters.

And the beauty of it is, the Kashmiris will probably all die off during the harsh Wisconsin winter, so by next spring, we'll just have to clean up the mess . . .

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