Fox Morning Zoo mocks Johnson Muse

by folkbum

As we all know by now, nascent tea-partier and likely Republican US Senate candidate is in the race for one simple reason: Dick Morris reached out through the teevee and licked his toes said, "Hey, if you’re a rich guy in the state of Wisconsin maybe you ought to decide to run."

As we artists often do when confronted by such combed-over bald inspiration from our Muses, Johnson leapt from his La-Z-Boy and said, "That's me! I'mma do it!"

But what of this muse, this Dick Morris? Well, the comedians on the Fox Morning Zoo Crew think he's a shilly hack shill:

KILMEADE: And the third part of Dick Morris' analysis was buy my book, go to my website. And that is what is not brought up enough.

I'm telling you, when you've lost Brian Kilmeade, you probably took him to the mall have lost everything.

So, Ron Johnson, did you buy Morris's book? Do you wish you had your money back--in more ways than $26.99?