I don't have any April Fool's stuff for you. Today's just a quiet sleepy day for me, and I haven't had time to come up with anything.
Instead, watch these PSAs done by the staff at "The Office." Vote for your favorite in the comments below.
Then, later tonight, the paper will post Patrick McIlheran's column, and we'll all laugh, and laugh, and laugh. But not for too long, since we spring forward.