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Monday, October 24, 2005

Pardon

(with deep, deep apologies to Joni Mitchell)

It’s coming on Fitzmas
They’re arresting me
They’re taking my mug shot
And singing songs of joy and peace
Oh I wish I had a pardon
I could skate away on

But it don’t snow here
It stays pretty brown
I’m going to make a lot of money
Then I’m going to put on the judges' gown
I wish I had a pardon
I could skate away on

I wish I had a pardon so strong
I run off with everything I had
Oh I wish I had a pardon
I could skate away on
Because I made my baby mad

He tried hard to help me
You know, he put me at F-E-M-A
But I did so badly
How I wished I could stay
Oh I wish I had a pardon
I could skate away on

I’m so hard to handle
I’m selfish with my trust
Now I’ve gone and lost the best chance
To be POTUS
Oh I wish I had a pardon
I could skate away on

I wish I had a pardon so strong
I run off with everything I had
Oh I wish I had a pardon
Because I made my baby mad

It’s coming on Fitzmas
They’re targeting me
They’re writing songs about it
And betting on me
I wish I had a pardon
I could skate away on

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