Quote of the Day

by folkbum

I had my upperclass students making movies at xtranormal.com for their final project. Here's a bit of dialogue:

Girl 1: Don't say anything, but I heard that he beat her so bad she died.
Girl 2: Are you serious?
Girl 1: Yes. That's why she hasn't been to school in a while.

Alternatively from a different movie:

Perp: If I run, will you do me like Rodney King?
Cop. Perhaps. (pause) Is it too late to ask for an autograph?

Sometime I can't tell if they do this on purpose.