Nice Work If You Can Get It

Walker: Tosa Ranger has a rigorous schedule this week doing the hard work of the Milwaukee County Executive. From the "Walker Weekly" in my inbox:

Busy Week Ahead

Scott will be on the road visiting several Wisconsin communities in the days ahead. In the next week, look for him in Green Bay for Taste of Broadway, Burlington at Chocolate Fest, Tomah for their Sesquicentennial festivities and Onalaska where he and local volunteers will be enjoying Sunfish Days. He's likely to make some unscheduled stops along the way and will also be at events in Berlin and Madison in the coming week, as well. On Monday, the Executive will officially preside over several parades and Memorial Day observances in Milwaukee County.

So, nothing in Milwaukee County except parades, eh? Can I get some kind of rebate on my part of his salary for this week? At the very least, can he bring me back some chocolate?