Is everyone on crack?

by folkbum

It's not even a full moon yet, but there's some pretty wiggedy-wiggedy-wack things going on today:

• Officer assaulted with colostomy bag
  
  
• Teen injured after being shot by blow dart
  
  
• Man can't stay away from Victoria's Secret
  
  
• Wis. selling 100-foot fire lookout tower
  
  
• Biden set to kick off presidential bid
  
  
• Legislature passes ethics reforms

To say nothing of the all-news-van-in-the-frozen-lake-all-the-time obsession of late . . .