Botox

If John Kerry had just admitted that he had a botox injection, I wouldn't care. Frankly, I'd been thinking that he needed it pretty bad anyway.

He denies it, though.

But his eyebrows. Just. Don't. Move. Did you watch the debate? I saw it. Nothing.

Okay, here's a side-by-side. On the left, from 2000. On the right, from the debate.

 

As Rob Corddry would say, I mean come on!