The Bjorn Munson of the California Recall
or, an in-joke you probably don't get
well, Stacie will

Beloit College students of a certain era--my era, that is--will recognize and appreciate Brian Flemming's platform: "If elected, I will resign."

(Link via Pandagon.)

UPDATE: Brian Flemming has dropped out of the race, unrelated to Ahnuld's entry.